My Kingdom For A Lock!

Oh. My. God.

I swear to God, I'm going to strangle someone soon.

I'm not feeling too good; I've got this weird pain in my chest. It hurts to move much, or to breathe deeply. So, I've been trying to rest. Staying in bed, watching TV and whatnot.

But my crazy grandmother will not leave me alone. She keeps coming in here every few minutes, pawing at me, yelling, and generally being a huge pain in the ass. I wish Mom and Dad, or Rich, would hurry up and get home...maybe then she'd go pester them, instead. (And leave me the hell alone.)

I have got to get a lock for my bedroom door, and soon...this is just fucking crazy.